found the other keg... it's in the tree
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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