Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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