if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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