jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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