Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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