just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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