I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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