I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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