Welp...herpes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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