last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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