Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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