trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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