i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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