My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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