Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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