Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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