is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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