So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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