I want to make a zoo with you.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
