Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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