So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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