respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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