I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I want a musical about memes.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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