i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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