You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
