let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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