How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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