Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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