I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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