I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.