how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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