Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dicks are not precious.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Two words: nipple clamps
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