I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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