You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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