this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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