In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize