all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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