Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This baby is an asshole
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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