Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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