Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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