i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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