We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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