Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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