am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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