He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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