just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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