One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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