found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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