Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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