READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
