Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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