There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
