My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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