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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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