that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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